搞笑段子：大爷遛狗技能新招，我真的是服了！

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搞笑段子TOP1【大爷遛狗】

今天和女朋友外出散步，看到一位大爷在遛狗。不得不说大爷溜的一手好狗。我只服他，还有更厉害的？神回复：落水狗！

搞笑段子TOP2【老鼠】

妈妈叫我打扫房间，发现自家的一只老鼠看到我马上进入了“忍者”模式。。戳中我的笑点，你笑了？神回复：老鼠吓尿。

搞笑段子TOP3【脑筋急转弯】

这真的是脑筋急转弯？还真是优秀的脑筋急转弯啊！但是这答案我不满意。神回复：我儿子表示很满意，因为简单！

搞笑段子TOP4【小狗回家】

今天我回家的路上看到有一只小狗被举着，在旁边听到一名大叔说：“你不回家是不是，有你好看的”小狗就这样回家了。神回复：它能听懂，举着走不怕着凉？

搞笑段子TOP5【宅男小技巧】

一名宅男告诉我一个小技巧，只要这样放一把勺子在可乐里，第二天喝也依然气满满，口感极佳。我想问：“明明是开着盖子的，蜜汁真的有效吗？

搞笑段子TOP6【北极兔】

这小生命是北极兔，它不站起来是一切正常，还特别特别萌，站起来后，你们来形容吧。

搞笑段子TOP7【变样的轮子】

天气越来越糟糕，一个父亲非要出去给他家的女儿买饼干。大雪中推着车回家，发现轮子有点变样了。神回复：奥利奥！

搞笑联盟圈！您快乐小编辛苦也值得！您的点赞是小编的不竭动力！

如果你笑了，别忘记把快乐分享出去喔！如果你没笑，请留言“唔开心”，以便小编统计及改进！谢谢！

内容纯属娱乐，下期更精彩！

互动 ：最后一个段子中的父亲你给他作一个评价！

上期回顾：联盟圈搞笑丨这是人生中见过最完美的一颗冰淇淋球！

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